Cheo Hodari Coker, the screenwriter for the recent biopic "Notorious," has signed on to convert the Run-DMC biography into what will likely be a similar movie, albeit set in the 80's, and with three main characters instead of one.
There's one reason why the new Run flick may suck even worse however, and it's connected to a theory that I've been developing for some time now. This guy, Cheo Hodari Coker, exhibits certain traits:
1. He superficializes great hip-hop artists
2. He seeks to profit off said phoniness.
Who does this sound like to you? Lastly, but most importantly, "Cheo Hodari Coker" sounds like a made-up name.
My theory: Cheo Hodari Coker is Puffy in disguise.
I know what you're thinking: How could Puffy fabricate an entire person, complete with a history as a relatively respected journalist? Well, maybe he did it the same way he does everything. That is, by using his piles and piles of money.