Question of the day: What does Jermaine Dupri want to do with that ass?

The answer is more side-splittingly hilarious, undeniably honest and plainly perverse than whatever you just thought of.

Jump-off Joey Budden's long-time girlfriend Tahiry has been getting a lot of attention in certain corners of the Web the past week, mostly because of her recent duel King and XXL spreads and in a larger sense due to her many loving guest appearances on Joebuddentv.com. She's been getting so much attention, in fact, that multiple Grammy-award-winning (and Janet Jackson-wifing) music magnate Jermaine Dupri found her in his rss reader and put his own business aside to valuate, her umm, assets.

Fellow Grammy-winner and some-time Making the Band producer Brian Michael Cox is there, too - as is Drake collaborator Trey Songz - and Dupri's childlike bewilderment mixed with Cox's quasi-academic hypothesizing at the, umm, wonders of the fairer sex add up to the most sickly entertaining ten minutes I've spent on YouTube in at least a week.

JD gets to the, umm, bottom of things toward the end. And be sure to check the jump to see video of Budden and Tahiry's response.